Banana Bread Beer Donut Muffins -
Lessons Learned in a Life Lost

Wow. The title of this post is a mouth full huh? Well the last week, month, year of months has been even more than a mouth of full.

And AGAIN where I want to tell you the WHY’S and the HOW COME’S of our so called BLATANT LAZINESS OF 2013 it still is not the time. But let’s face it if you KNOW us you know part of the whys. But I will talk all about that (ad nauseaum of course) this coming week. Today I am taking EVEN MORE TIME OUT from our regularly scheduled (not really) posts for my (pardon my gag-me description here) BESTIE from a New England NESTIE, Elle Ritchotte.

Yes you heard me Elle – more time for you because you decided you were too awesome for this world and your feats of AMAZING were needed elsewhere. I still have not quite forgiven you for that yet but we will take this up another time, likely when I have had one too many beers but I digress.

I am not going to rehash how the news of Elle’s passing (too soon and without my permission) made me feel (it destroyed me.) Instead I am going to share with you a few things about Elle that I will carry with me forever.

She was mouthier then you ever knew. The first time she dropped the word “fuck” on me I almost spit up my coffee beer. Jeff and I had just met “face to face” (it said in real life, but I have learned that nothing is realer then the interweb friendships I have formed) a few days prior and we decided to send a pic out into the online cosmos for all the world to see. And Elle. Well she summed up what everyone else probably thought…

Me & Jeff July 2009

“Behave, for fuck sake…” Followed up by a “hehe”. Proving that you can sound fucking adorable talking like a truck driver.

That and take the world by the horns, shock everyone you can, and live the life you you were meant to, with the person you love.

And fuck everyone else who says you shouldn’t do all that.

Second. If you have an idea to try something new or maybe different not what you do every day – JUST FREAKING DO IT. (I added “freaking in there so Nike doesn’t sue me.) When Elle started making jewelry I was all over her to open an ETSY store. “Are you sure?” YES ELLE! “I would need a name.” LET’s BRAIN STORM THIS BITCH! And we did. I bounced ideas off her like ping pong balls and sat there while she finally signed up waiting for the I DID IT! And she did. And she kicked ass at it. And I envied her because I didn’t have the TIME to do the stuff I wanted to. Bullshit. If you want to do it bad enough you make the time.

So I did. (details soon.)

And lastly, everything tastes better with bacon or booze.

Actually. I taught HER that.

And this brings me to my recipe ala Elle- a-Palooza. I picked this recipe because it was around the time of this recipe that we met. I do not remember how we met, maybe the Twitter? Or why, maybe the food related twits (yes yes I know they are “tweets” but have you been on there lately?) Possibly even because she was friends with Jeff first and decided to give me a twit because me and Jeff were twitting and back then you didn’t have orange cajillion social media friends you had like 13 so maybe she wanted one more witty twitty friend.

Whatever the reason. I thank my lucky stars I had you in my life, if even for such a short fucking time. I love you girl.

So much for keeping this short. On to the recipe. So I took her Chocolate Glazed Donut Muffins and figured out how to add beer and POOF beer donut muffins. She would have called me brilliant and I would have agreed. We would have laughed over a hard cider and I would have reminded her she called me brilliant. And she would have likely said ok ok shut the fuck up but we both knew it was true. My brilliance.

Banana Beer Donut Muffins

2 1/4 cups flour
1 cup sugar
1 tablespoon baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon nutmeg
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
2 eggs
1 mushy banana
3/4 cup Wells banana bread beer
1 tablespoon powdered milk
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/4 cup melted and browned butter
1/2 cup chocolate glaze (recipe follows)

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

Mix the dry ingredients together in a large bowl or the bowl of your mixer.

Add in the eggs, banana, beer, and vanilla.

Mix well. Add in the browned butter.

Grease your muffin pan. Fill the muffin cups about 3/4 of the way full.

Bake for about 17-20 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean.

Turn out onto rack and cool for about 10 minutes.

Make glaze.

1/2 cup heavy whipping cream
8 oz chocolate chips
1 tablespoon butter

Place chocolate chips in a bowl.

Heat cream to boiling. Pour over chocolate chips. Add in 1 tablespoon of butter and stir till chocolate is melted and everything is well incorporated and shiny.

Dip muffins in the chocolate and turn to coat.

Enjoy while you reflect on a life you were meant to live. Now go out and live it.

By the way so many other blogs are dedicating posts this weekend to that which is ELLE. I think you should check them out. Because we all loved her. And we all think you should know why.

This part stolen blantantly from Jen over at Leftover Queen – If you would like to join the food blogging community in supporting Elle’s family, please join Friends of Elle on facebook to learn more about the auction be held to benefit her family. It is also a place where you can share your thoughts about Elle and gather with friends old and new who all loved this beautiful woman.

OTHER BLOGS PARTICIPATING IN #ELLEAPALOOZA

Taste as you Go
Kudos Kitchen
Gourmet Traveller 88
Leftover Queen
Leftover Queen post 2
SpaBettie
SpaBettie Post 2
The Spiced Life
Food Lust People Love
Girl Chef
All That’s Left are the Crumbs
Savory Moments
The Feast Within
A-Z Cookbook
Vanilla Kitchen Blog
Creative Culinary
Zebot’s Kitchen
Flamingo Musings
Dine & Dish
No Fear Entertaining
The Adventures of Kitchen Girl
Baking and Boys

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Out of every Darkness; Light.

I had intended to make this, our second post back after a long hiatus, about some of the REAL reasons we took such a long sabbatical (not just laziness) but it just doesn’t seem right.

Reason being, in the early morning of January 29nd, I found out I lost one of my absolute dearest friends. Her name is Elle and my heart is broken.

I can go on and on about all the lives she has touched, the wonderful things she has done, the sweet jewelry she has made and the delicious food she has cooked (She had an amazing food blog called Elle’s New England Kitchen). I can tell you all about her loving husband, her beautiful children, her darling corgis, her rescued cats from Turkey (you heard that right kids, Turkey.) I can wax poetic about her for hours. Probably even days. But I find myself falling silent when people who didn’t know her like I did ask me about her.

All I can mouth is she was one fucking amazing friend.

And then my heart weeps.

Soon perhaps.

Elle

My pal Elle. With pink hair. How stinkin’ cool was she?!

Till then, know this. This earth. The lives on it. My life. Have all changed because of knowing her. And we shall all change from losing her. The one simply known as Elle.

I am a firm believer that out of every darkness comes light. And I can already see it. I won’t disappoint you dear friend. Me and my fierce creatures shall carry on the way only you could have dreamed.

Only seems fitting I should wrap up this post with a Scoop-a-Palooza recipe.

This one was in our yearly World Class Beer calendar a couple years ago. (The calendar is full of recipes that all include beer.) Anyway, during one of oh so many conversations Elle & I had about our obsession with ice cream, and scoop-a-palooza (our blog ode to ice cream if you will) the subject of beer ice cream came up. And cider sorbet. And if I recall correctly, the conversation ended pretty quickly after that so we could run to the store and get fixins for such delectables. For her, Woodchuck Draft Cider Sorbet. For me, this Hard Apple Cranberry Sorbet.

I never knew what her’s tasted like and she never knew mine. I like to think they would have tasted wonderful together. A sorbet that could take over the world.

Hard Apple Cider Cranberry Sorbet

Hard Apple Cider Cranberry Sorbet

2 hard apple ciders
1 pound fresh cranberries
1 3/4 cups of granulated sugar*
2 Tablespoons Gran Marnier or Cointreau or Curacao (Or your favorite orange liqueur)

In a heavy bottomed sauce pan bring the hard cider to a boil. Add the sugar and stir till dissolved. Add the cranberries and let simmer, stirring occasionally, until the cranberries burst (10-15 minutes). Remove from heat and add the orange liqueur.

Puree’ the cranberry mixture until it is as smooth as you can get it, discarding any stubborn solids.

Cover and refrigerate until cold, about 4 hours (overnight is best).

When ready to process, remove from the refrigerator and give it a quick stir to bring the mixture together and then follow the directions for your manufacturer’s ice cream maker.

*(This may be altered slightly depending on the sweetness of the cider you choose.)

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Smoked Porter Beef Ribs

Hello out there?

Hello?

Anyone there?

Well I guess the silence is expected since we decided to take a long sabbatical.  I wish I could say it was for something cool like climbing Mt. Everest, or being granted a year at Club Fed for being drunks, or living among the pygmy people, or whatever weird thing we come up with at 2 a.m. after one to many Bell’s 2 Hearted.

The truth simply sucks….laziness.

One thing we did at least manage to complete was the 4th annual Cooking with Beer calendar so go us!  This is a cool project we do for World Class Beer, a major beer distributor in Indianapolis and is something we are always excited to complete.

2014 WCB Calendar

Okay. Cards on the table. We are happy when it is done but no lie, there are a couple of moments during the creation phase in which walls have been known to magically bleed pasta sauce and pans magically fly off the stove and across the room (yes I know it sounds like I am throwing the pans but come on do you think I am ever going to admit that to Heather? So I stick with the simple excuse that our kitchen is haunted).

One thing we still have a small obsession with is our grills and smokers.  Even in zero degree Indiana weather we still manage to use them constantly.

Smoked Porter Beef Ribs

Smoked Porter Short Ribs

For this recipe you will need:

  • 2# of flanked style beef ribs (these are the Asian style beef ribs that are cut against the bone and 1/4 inch thickness)
  • 1 shallot or 1/2 small onion diced  finely
  • 3-4 cloves of garlic diced finely
  • 1 cup of beer (we used Stone’s Smoked Porter but any dark beer like a stout or non-smoked porter will work)
  • 1/4 cup Worcestershire sauce
  • 1/4 cup brown sugar
  • Juice of 1/2 lemon
  • 1/2 teaspoon dried thyme
  • 1/2 teaspoon mustard powder
  • 1 teaspoon dried oregano
  • 1 teaspoon crushed red pepper
  • 1 tablespoon honey

Now it gets very hard.

  • Take everything but the beef ribs and stir like mad to combine (we cheated and used a food processor).
  • Put everything in a large Ziploc bag with the beef ribs and marinate for 6 or so hours (we just started it in the morning before going to work).
  • Drain the beef ribs and discard the marinade
  • Fire up your grill to hot.  If you lack a grill a cast iron skillet works very good.
  • Cook the beef ribs for 4-5 minutes a side (common sense says if it starts to burn lower the heat).  You definitely want them to be a little pink on the inside.

Serve and enjoy.

 

 

Cooked up by Jeff ~ 2 Comments